I do not apologise for my dorkiness as I enjoy it too much. I do apologise for the mass of it that is expressed here.

 

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

maggaodair:

Here is another NerdFighter art! :) hope you like it! :) @johngreenwritesbooks @hankgreen #Nerdfighter #DFTBA #DontForgetToBeAwesome #Vlogbrothers #JohnGreen #HankGreen #Nerdfighteria

maggaodair:

Here is another NerdFighter art! :) hope you like it! :) @johngreenwritesbooks @hankgreen #Nerdfighter #DFTBA #DontForgetToBeAwesome #Vlogbrothers #JohnGreen #HankGreen #Nerdfighteria

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)